Sex Humor The Sequel

(Josh Chen – Global Citizen)

Following Mamak's petunjuk and try to start with a bit of English, so I sent this to complement Pak WES with The Sequel..... enjoy.... http://community.kompas.com/read/artikel/879

A judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce.
She answered, "Your Honor, he knew I'm a vegetarian
and yet he still insists on putting his meat in my mouth."

Woman: Doctor, ant entered my vagina, please take it out.
Doctor removes her panties and start making love.
Woman: What are you doing?
Doctor: This is the only way to drown the bastard!

Question: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
Answer: YOUR SALARY. It comes once a month last 3 - 4 days & if it doesn't come you are in deep trouble!

A lady visited her doctor again, Doctor said: You look more sick & exhausted then before. Are u having 3 meals a day as I advised?
Lady: WHAT? I thought u said 3 MALES a day!!!!

Women asked God to make The Penis Pretty.
GOD Said "No way; Now As It Is, The Penis is so
ugly & you still suck it. If I make it Pretty You'll Eat It up!!

A nun went for a urine test. The sample got mixed up. When the doctor told her she was pregnant, she cried n said," Shit, we can't even trust cucumber anymore!

A boy pulls down his pants in front of a girl & asked "Do you have this?
The girl lifted up her skirt & said,"My mom said with this I can have a lot of THAT!"

Schoolgirl: I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION.
Class Teacher: Why not?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!"

Mother asks daughter, how is married life? Daughter shyly says like BRITISH AIRWAYS ad.
Mother reads the ad and is shocked " 7 DAYS A WEEK,TWICE A DAY, BOTH WAYS!

What is the STRONGEST muscle? Answer: TONGUE- It can raise a woman's hip with just one lick!
The weakest muscle? Answer: PENIS! It can be raised by a woman's tongue!

Lady Immigration officer asked a Korean tourist: Name? Answer the Touris: Park Yu.
The 0fficer become angry & shouted back: F**K YOU! Now what's your full name?
Korean replied: PARK YU TOO!!

Man to wife: Business is bad if you learn to cook we can remove servant.
Wife: A***HOLE! If you learn how to f**k, we can remove driver, gardener & watchman..

COCK say to his two BALLS: I am going to take you with me to a party.
BALLS said: You big f***g liar. You always get INSIDE and leave us waiting OUTSIDE!

A baby dog asked mama dog how papa look like?
Mama dog reply: How I know. Your papa came from behind & I didn't have chance to see his face" !

What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, PANIC is when both are pregnant....